Breaking: Manchester United sack Jose Mourinho

Manchester United sack Jose Mourinho! The frown on the face of the goat will not stop it from being taken to the market.
Jose Mourinho has been sent to the Labour market by Manchester United following their disappointing start to the season.
The Red Devils currently sit sixth in the Premier League table but have already lost five times in 17 matches, leaving them 19 points behind leaders Liverpool and 11 off fourth-placed Chelsea in the fight for Champions League places. Now confirmed Michael Carrick to step in temporarily.

By Bashiru Ibrahim